Comic 43 - Arguements

27th Nov 2016, 9:13 PM in Chapter 1
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ruiwen2002 27th Nov 2016, 9:13 PM edit delete
ruiwen2002
Anyone have humorous suggestions? I need to work on humor! Anyone from what remains of my peanut gallery?

HEY!!! LISTEN!!!

I'm so sorry about not posting. I had a giant school project that I didn't complete. I'll try to make it back somehow!

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Jerry 28th Nov 2016, 12:25 AM edit delete reply
lol usually get their humor with twists at the end or classic moments from a characters either smartness, stupidity or sarcas
Jerry 28th Nov 2016, 12:25 AM edit delete reply
Oops meant to say lom
MikeTGG 11th Dec 2016, 7:36 AM edit delete reply
MikeTGG
The title "Arguments" is spelled wrong '_'
Max. 28th Nov 2016, 2:04 PM edit delete reply
Max.
Sarcasm, puns, irony (it can wear thin really quickly though) and maybe satire.
TheRoflDolphin 28th Nov 2016, 6:43 PM edit delete reply
TheRoflDolphin
Well, all the problems are solved.
Aka, I overreact and nothing happened to the comic or fans.
Can someone please go to the CVS and get me some chill-pills because I jump to conclusions to much.

(Insert joke here)
TheRoflDolphin 28th Nov 2016, 7:16 PM edit delete reply
TheRoflDolphin
Wait... Jokes?!?! This is going to be fun

1. Do a fandom joke where everyone is at a table drinking coffee when..

Cory: Where did we get this coffee?
Martian: I made it from my space coffee machine!
Smoky quartz: HEY YAAAAAAL WANNA SEE MY SICK TRICKZ?!
Cyborg: BEEP BOOP MAGGOT!
Party girl: HELLO CORY-SENPAI!
Lamia: I'm just cringe please kill me.
Super-Deuterium Gus: WOULD ZOU LIKE ZE FROOT LOOPZ?!?!?!?!

2. Put a literal PEANUT GALLERY PORTAL where cory goes to the PEANUT GALLERY DIMENSION to find peanuts with jokes on paper inside like in a fortune cookie.

3. Get a bunny queen. This isn't a joke but it's cute.
Have EOC speed towards cory and accidentally kill a bunny when a large golden bunny wearing platinum crown fall and paperize the EOC. And then eat some leaves off a tree shortly before hopping away. Activate LOM giant eyes + tiny pupil + no talking at all for like 3 panels.

4. Have a short series of cory writing a story filled with stick figures, cory winning and getting hot babes, and him flicking his way through the bosses whilst bearing the super deuterium sunglasses.

5. Have cory get an alien-grade hypercamera that runs on cosmic energy cells (double a batteries) and go create vlogs... Meanwhile, aliens viewing the recordings see it as a threat or war sign.

I'm just stopping so that I cat get a popsicle. But I have alot more.

I didn't reread this so it might sound ridiculous.
But thats what you want, right?
NOTSIGNEDIN 28th Nov 2016, 10:03 PM edit delete reply
I'm just gonna run really quick to CVS okay?
STILLNOTSIGNEDIN 28th Nov 2016, 10:06 PM edit delete reply
Also how'd you know about the party girl?
ruiwen2002 30th Nov 2016, 8:05 PM edit delete reply
ruiwen2002
Hold on a sec, Rofldolphin...Were you superdeuterium gus?
TheRoflDolphin 2nd Dec 2016, 4:49 PM edit delete reply
TheRoflDolphin
Well, I had no idea the party girl was in the title...
Also is the Super-Deuterium generator still on?
Wait, no it's not.

Gus: GO GO GADGET HEAVY CHAIR!

AAAAAAH

(I'm a dolphin not a goblin)
Max. 29th Nov 2016, 12:03 AM edit delete reply
Max.
The Party Girl was in the original title banner thingy, remember? Also what is CVS? I looked it up in the dictionary but it doesn't seem related to anything.
joesbarbecuefootmassage 29th Nov 2016, 6:07 PM edit delete reply
Try searching 'CVS Pharmacy' on google
Max. 30th Nov 2016, 4:14 PM edit delete reply
Max.
Oh, right. I (sort of) get it now.
TheRoflDolphin 2nd Dec 2016, 5:07 PM edit delete reply
TheRoflDolphin
Okay when you get crazy people say "take a chill pill" and at CVS they sell medicine so the joke is to go buy chill PILLS at the cvs that sells medicine.

Also if it's the one next to the Two-Stop Teleshop read the label because it could be a bottle of hypercompact nitrogen tablets and freeze everything in a 5-foot radius into a state of matter where the atoms are completely still and same with anything that touches it (including you).

Shoutout to NOTSIGHNEDIN! Anyone want a dolphinsickle?
I hate it when people sell things like that.
Jack Of Hops 2nd Dec 2016, 7:03 PM edit delete reply
Can I have one?
TheRoflDolphin 3rd Dec 2016, 9:17 PM edit delete reply
TheRoflDolphin
Sure!
The flavors are: dark matter black, nuclear winter white, so-cold-it-will-freeze-your-saliva blue, and lime.

I would turn the popsicles into slushies but I think the only thing heavy enough to crush the popsicles is YO MAMA!

Can I have a some hot soup or maybe a napalm?
Max. 3rd Dec 2016, 1:40 PM edit delete reply
Max.
So the whole thing about CVS was because Ruiwen wanted a chill pill?
TheRoflDolphin 3rd Dec 2016, 9:09 PM edit delete reply
TheRoflDolphin
-_-

Me...

I guess keywords are witchcraft?
ruiwen2002 5th Dec 2016, 12:13 AM edit delete reply
ruiwen2002
This is currently so cringe
TheRoflDolphin 5th Dec 2016, 6:51 AM edit delete reply
TheRoflDolphin
Wooooooooow!

Thanks for noticing!
(╭☞⚆ ͜つ⚆)╭☞ (╭☞⚆ ͜つ⚆)╭☞ (╭☞⚆ ͜つ⚆)╭☞
Bob (not signed in) 6th Dec 2016, 5:37 PM edit delete reply
Not offense, but this comic is kinda copying LoM in a.way. Not to be mean, but try and add original things. No offense.
ruiwen2002 6th Dec 2016, 5:46 PM edit delete reply
ruiwen2002
it's alright. The guide was purposeful, and so was the fish, but at that point I realized I needed originality. So cory being stupid, the guide being smart, and the fish barfing ale are probably going to be the only things that aren't original. Otherwise, I'll try to make this as original as possible.
GourmetPie22771 11th Dec 2016, 9:10 AM edit delete reply
GourmetPie22771
I was thinking of making my own Webcomic but I don't know how to get a player Sprite and the other sprites.
Max. 11th Dec 2016, 3:00 PM edit delete reply
Max.
I would use the in game player sprite unless a custom position is required(e.g. gun hands, rubbing chin thoughtfully, etc.) and find a pixel art tool for everything else, there are plenty of these just as websites but I recommend Aseprite if you can afford it (Aseprite isn't a website but you can get it on steam and I think you can download it from the internet).
ruiwen2002 15th Dec 2016, 9:39 PM edit delete reply
ruiwen2002
I would use pixelartmaker.com. works like a charm! but don't clear your cache files. on your browser. I'm still recovering from that incident.
GourmetPie22771 11th Dec 2016, 8:05 PM edit delete reply
GourmetPie22771
I'VE STARTED A COMIC! I've been plagued by the art of comic-making. :0
TheRoflDolphin 12th Dec 2016, 4:07 PM edit delete reply
TheRoflDolphin
Well, I hope you like copy and paste, gimp, getting confused, and giving up.
That's just where I stopped. So if you don't I hope you run on batteries and don't sleep.

GourmetPie22771 12th Dec 2016, 8:39 PM edit delete reply
GourmetPie22771
It takes me an hour to make one
Guest 14th Dec 2016, 10:46 PM edit delete reply
Can I has a new comic please?
TheRoflDolphin 15th Dec 2016, 8:53 PM edit delete reply
TheRoflDolphin
At the bottom, it should say "comicfury". Click on it and a comic site will be shown.
Thats the comic's "mommy" where you can also make comics.
ruiwen2002 15th Dec 2016, 9:37 PM edit delete reply
ruiwen2002
Yeah, you can has one. Hopefully in the next 3 days.
ruiwen2002 15th Dec 2016, 9:38 PM edit delete reply
ruiwen2002
A piece of life advice for all you out there - FINALS IN 8TH GRADE ARE NOT FUN. NOT FUN. also very tedious

:D
TheRoflDolphin 17th Dec 2016, 10:09 PM edit delete reply
TheRoflDolphin
OMFGWTFBBQ YOUR TWO GRADES AHEAD OF ME?!?!?!
Dude, I really thought you were like, an adult.
Oh, yeah I'm only 12. But strangely mature...

I really should see a doctor...

Gus: Did someone say doSHUTUPNO

But anyways, good luck on the finals! I have no idea what they are like but there is about enough 2016 left to drag you through...

Hey, I'm just a kid with the maturity 10 years past himself! You'll be fine!
MikeTGG 22nd Jan 2017, 5:10 PM edit delete reply
MikeTGG
But I love finals (even if I'm not in 8th Grade)
Guest 14th Dec 2016, 10:55 PM edit delete reply
I don't know where to get humor. Maybe you'll find some at Walmart, they have everything.
the yoyo wizard 16th Dec 2016, 12:13 PM edit delete reply
just don't try to hard and comedy will come.

also more slimes
A dank person 17th Dec 2016, 10:40 AM edit delete reply
I NEED A COMIC
TheRoflDolphin 17th Dec 2016, 9:58 PM edit delete reply
TheRoflDolphin
Or an account to do anything but comment.
GourmetPieButNotSignedIn 17th Dec 2016, 4:19 PM edit delete reply
I have a chromebook and can't afford terraria. What do I do?
TheRoflDolphin 17th Dec 2016, 9:57 PM edit delete reply
TheRoflDolphin
...

1. Realize that only schools use chromebooks.

2. Realize it violently explodes if you stare at it too hard.

3. Realize that steam on a school chromebook is very, VERY stupid because you will just lose it altogether if you weren't expelled already.

4. Get it for you mobile device.

5. GET A JOB HIPPIE!













6. Get Starbound. Its good too.

7. Get cancer from thinking about Edge of Space.

8. Find out what a "Stardoo vallie" is.
GourmetPie22771 18th Dec 2016, 12:24 PM edit delete reply
GourmetPie22771
Hey ruiwen, is my comic good?